My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
home. puking in laundry basket.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
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He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
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Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?