The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
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I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
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Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list