If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
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You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.