the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
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