ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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