fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
This is classic penis vs brain.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
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