So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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