some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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