Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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