I just cut my nipple shaving
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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