I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
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I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
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My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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