3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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