Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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