tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
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I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
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Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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