this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
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We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
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Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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