I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
nutella sex= disaster
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
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I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
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I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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