Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I bet he comes in French.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
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A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
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Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
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