She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
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and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
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Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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