I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
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Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
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Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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