i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
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no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
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Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
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