I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
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i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
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I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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