So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
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