Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
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Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
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There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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