I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
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Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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