I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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