mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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