If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
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we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
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I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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