No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
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Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
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i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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