what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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