Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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