why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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