yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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