erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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