Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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