And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
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He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
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For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
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Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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