Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Randomize