walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
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2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
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Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
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