I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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