Hey man sorry I got all grabby
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
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I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
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You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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