Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.