i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
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