i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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