I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
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mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
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I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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