This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
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I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
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Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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