I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Randomize
