If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
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they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
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I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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