Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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