Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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