If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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