i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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