But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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