Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
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I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
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i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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