Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
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