i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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