and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
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ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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